Comic Relief 2021

The children looked fabulous today in their bright and cheery red outfits! Thanks to everyone for supporting the day - we will update the total raised soon!

As part of our 5 Steps to Well-Being this week, we included the best jokes from each class in our celebration assembly today too!  Here are a few of the best - ENJOY!

Why don't polar bears eat penguins? Because they can't get the wrappers off!

What do you call a fairy that doesn't take a bath? Stinkerbell!

Why was there a storm in the science lab? The scientists were brainstorming!

What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between us ... something smells!

Why was the maths book so sad? Because it was full of problems!

What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!

I was trying to catch fog yesterday ...  mist!

Someone said words can't hurt you - so I threw a dictionary at them!

What sort of key can't turn? A donkey! 

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus!

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their bum-quacks!